In a perfect world designers would get their own fortune cookies. For all the crap they get, they need some good words of wisdom. Below are funny examples of designer fortune cookies.
The kerning on this fortune could be better.
Rejoice! The gods see quickly paid invoices in your future.
The road to riches is paved with good typeface choices.
May your enemies’ websites break on mobile devices.
Confucius says, “Always allocate sufficient memory in your startup disk.”
There is no shortcut to success, but always remember to ? + S.
Chinese food on your laptop will make a future design job difficult.
